According to Charles Krauthammer — here — this joke is circulating the internet:
“We don’t allow any faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar.
The CERN Press Release describes the result as an anomoly – which indeed it is if the neutrinos arrived in Gran Sasso 60 ns. before leaving Geneva. Perhaps the most pertinent observation in the press release is that “the potential impact on science is too large to draw immediate conclusions or attempt physics interpretations.”